Song Lyric Aficionado T-Shirts

'The Abbot says to knock off the 'Ding, Dong, the Witch is Dead.''

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

Great mysteries of the 20th Century...

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

'Gentlemen, we need a slogan!'

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

"Nevermore."

Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

"And now, with apologies to Cole Porter."

Famous Like Song

Two More Poems from Ted Hughes

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.

Livin' just enough, just enough - for th' city...

Hugo Wolf

"I've got a bad feeling about this Kenneth.'

Oh, so that's 'how it's hanging'!

'You can lead a horse to water, Ezra, but you can't...?'

The Perpetual Motion (just a figure of speech) Institute.

Narcissus discovers t-shirts

"Is it copyright violation if I plagiarize a plagiarized song?"

"Is it yours?"

Right brain accounting.

"I guess I thought 'Andy and the blenders' was a band."

"And now, our newest hit song..."

"This next one goes to a special someone who stole my soul... literally!"

'I see you've got a new single coming out.'