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"We've hit the jackpot! It's Ed Sheeran's songwriting formula."

Livin' just enough, just enough - for th' city...

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

Friedrich Schiller

Encyclopedic Novel Slam.

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

'I had to stamp down on staff using nicknames at work. They even had one for me!'

"Nevermore."

"Beyond the fine starting salary, the job of a poet laureate at this corporation also carries with it an excellent medical and dental plan."

'It's only the library ghost - he was a great poet but a failed novelist.'

Little ship of horrors

'We don't have anyone here by that name. Was he perhaps using one of his aliases?'

J.P.Hensmore Superintendent AKA Head Honcho, The Big Guy,The Man, Numero Uno and The Big Cheese.

Free love

'Charles Frederick and Camilla Gladys!'

"You can whip out one helluva sonnet, Shakespeare, bit for sales copy, this sucks."

Nikolai Gogol

Bob Dylan

Leonard Cohen

Irish Writers showing mastery over English

Sylvia Plath

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.

'Death, where is thy Sting?'

Two More Poems from Ted Hughes

"I had some upsetting news today… 'Fish gotta swim, Birds gotta fly'."

"In my experience, cars with hyphens in their names are the best."

William Shakespeare Civil Court Judge. Well, you can legally change your name, but it won't make any real difference, Rose.

"Maybe he's waving and drowning."

"Imagine there's no heaven. . ."

'Now that I'm King, no more of that 'Eddie' stuff, Mom.'