Song Lyric Aficionado Pillows

'The Abbot says to knock off the 'Ding, Dong, the Witch is Dead.''

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

"I had some upsetting news today… 'Fish gotta swim, Birds gotta fly'."

Great mysteries of the 20th Century...

I told her there ain't now mountain high enough, ain't no valley low enough, ain't no river wide enough to keep me from her. But there is a stalking law strict enough, it turns out

The Vapors

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

'Gentlemen, we need a slogan!'

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

"Nevermore."

Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!

Art Garfunkel.

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

"We've hit the jackpot! It's Ed Sheeran's songwriting formula."

"And now, with apologies to Cole Porter."

Famous Like Song

Bob Dylan

Two More Poems from Ted Hughes

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.

He's disappointed --- He came here because he thought the song went "New York, New York, it's an elephant town."

Livin' just enough, just enough - for th' city...

"Imagine there's no heaven. . ."

Hugo Wolf

"I've got a bad feeling about this Kenneth.'

Ernie's Music. Ernie, you're opening a music store? Yep, I'm going to serve a niche market. I won't be selling CD's or any other digital music. I also won't be selling the old cassette or eight-track tapes. I'm only selling records. I'm catering to audiophiles who appreciate the unique sound quality they deliver. That's great! Are you going to adverties? Yeah, my tagline is "All sales vinyl"

"When Irish eyes are smiling...sure...they steal your heart away."

Oh, so that's 'how it's hanging'!

'You can lead a horse to water, Ezra, but you can't...?'

Narcissus discovers t-shirts

The Perpetual Motion (just a figure of speech) Institute.

"Is it copyright violation if I plagiarize a plagiarized song?"

"Is it yours?"

"And now, our newest hit song..."

Right brain accounting.