Song Lyric Enthusiasts Gifts

"I used to write the songs—now I write the insurance policies."

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

"Actual results indicate that the statistical analysis of the data which projections were based on may have been wrong."

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

Senta jumps into the sea

Presentation: Thinking each other are idiots.

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

Nick Cave

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

Love birds playing a guitar.

'We're quite confident this lull won't last long.'

"This next song I wrote I won't sing due to political correctness."

It's from the homeowners association --- They want me to stop leaving my worries on the doorstep.

'I changed my status from LLC to LL Cool C.'

Art Garfunkel.

"Imagine There's No Heaven. It's Easy If You Try..."

Nick Cave

I'm a songbird. He's my lyricist.

"I'm stuck for the 'June-moon' rhyme in Serbo-Croatian."

Blind mammal Johnson....part animal, all blues man!

"And what my plan may lack in coherence, it makes up for in the exhilerating momentum created by all of these super-cool arrows!"

"And these projections are based solidly on hope, crossed fingers, and fear."

"I feel that what would really give your next album a major boost would be some kind of well-publicized personal problem."

"It's one of the positive side effects of the new weight-loss drugs."

"How come they remember every word of any pop song but not a single line of poetry?"

Old songs made new

Bob Dylan

A man playing guitar beneath a balcony with his hat ready for cash

'My resume,...in rap form!'

"Next?? How should I know what comes next?"

"Imagine there's no heaven. . ."

He's disappointed --- He came here because he thought the song went "New York, New York, it's an elephant town."

"I had some upsetting news today… 'Fish gotta swim, Birds gotta fly'."

"Music has doubled my income..."