Lyric Fanatic Gifts

'I said you've got too many letters in his name.'

Television Readers.

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

Characters jumping out of a book.

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

Punk Reindeer

'Sue didn't watch soap operas all the time. She also reads books'

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

"Check out this new store."

Addicted to reading

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

Volcaniax

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

'It's very fast-paced. The book was over before I could finish reading it.'

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

"He's writing a novel for the first time in decades. It has less to do with the urge to create or say something new, and more to do with the fact that all his previous books are now out of print."

'I'll place the bets. You just be sure to hit the hare with the tranquilizer.'

"This next song I wrote I won't sing due to political correctness."

Music for car stereos

A General tries to get rid of peace.

Mr Punch's Illustrations to Shakspeare.

"And last week I nearly crashed while reading on the freeway..."

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

Hottest Tix in TownSpecial Mets promotion dates

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