Lyric Fanatic Gifts

'I said you've got too many letters in his name.'

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

Television Readers.

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

Characters jumping out of a book.

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

Punk Reindeer

'Sue didn't watch soap operas all the time. She also reads books'

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

Addicted to reading

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

"Check out this new store."

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

Robbie Williams

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

'It's very fast-paced. The book was over before I could finish reading it.'

Volcaniax

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

"He's writing a novel for the first time in decades. It has less to do with the urge to create or say something new, and more to do with the fact that all his previous books are now out of print."

It's from the homeowners association --- They want me to stop leaving my worries on the doorstep.

'I'll place the bets. You just be sure to hit the hare with the tranquilizer.'

"This next song I wrote I won't sing due to political correctness."

Hottest Tix in TownSpecial Mets promotion dates

A General tries to get rid of peace.

"And last week I nearly crashed while reading on the freeway..."

Mr Punch's Illustrations to Shakspeare.

Heaven

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

Music for car stereos