Lyric Fan Pillows

"Some people call him 'The Space Cowboy.' Some call him 'The Gangster of Love,' but I call him 'The Steve Miller Band.'"

Silence of the Chickens...

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

"Well, we needed the rain."

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

Dating an English Major

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

'Would you like you steak WITH or WITHOUT a capella?'

'Tarzan interviewing for a position as a corporate lawyer.' An interviewer asks, 'When we go against the gorillas, how can we be sure that you won't forget which side you're representing?'

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

Currently Boston

The Book Lover

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

Silvio Berlusconi - The emperors new clothes.

Book vs technology

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

"This next song I wrote I won't sing due to political correctness."

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

Eugene Ionesco

Adam and Eve Arrested

A rose is a rose is a rose

"I beg your pardon," said Alice, "but which of you is the Democrat?"

'What do you mean, I'm not your type?'