Song Lyric Fan Pillows

"'Give my regards to Broadway. Remember me to Herald Square.'"

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

Wolf Karaoke

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"He wasn't even early - he was on his way home from a party!"

"Wow, what a DILF."

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

Punctuation Karaoke Night

"Never gonna give thou up -- Never gonna let thou down -- Never gonna run around and desert thouuuuuu."

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

Boarway Show

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

'Charlotte's web-cam'

"I didn't get the job: apparently, burying your head in the sand is not a good project management strategy..."

Pop goes the weasel.

'I've still got nothing. I'm going to call an electrician.'