Phrase Fan Pillows

'Delivery for Muhammad.'

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

Division of Putting Toothpaste Back in the Tube

"Wow, what a DILF."

Campaign for Plain English

"We're following Carrot Top."

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

The Da Vinci Cod

"He wasn't even early - he was on his way home from a party!"

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

You're my Venus

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

OMG.

'I'm terribly sorry. I thought it said 'gods'.'

"The people will not tolerate people speaking on behalf of the people any longer!"

Rembrandt's Selfies

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

GARDU VIN! (BEWARE!). Clown sees several pies to beware of.

"I'm not loitering officer, I 'm waiting for the next renaissance!"

First O.M.G. church.

'Bone appetit!'

At home with the pedants "It's raining small carnivorous quadrupedes" "Both feline and canine?"

"I can't see it lasting!"

'He doesn't get the jokes - he just laughs at the F-words.'

Pearls Before Swine is not a terribly savvy name

'Of course I just retweet everything I see - I'm a parrot.'

Thomas Wyatt

Ye Olde FIgure-Drawing Classe

Mob psychiatry

Only a handful of people are this small.

Leonardo da Vinci's cat.

"What if we try for a very subtle smile?"