Modern Slang Fan Pillows

OMG.

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

"OMG, LOL!"

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

"Wow, what a DILF."

St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland.

'I'm going to bed...whatever...'

"My doctor said I have 'a reptile dysfunction.'"

Correct Spelling Lane.

GARDU VIN! (BEWARE!). Clown sees several pies to beware of.

(Gallerie Martorelli) (Art-Babble spoken here)

'Kindly explain to His Majesty that I didn't mean 'nincompoop' in the pejorative sense.'

First O.M.G. church.

"'Cheers'? 'Lorry'? 'Jumper'? You can talk, boy? And you're British??"

Things we rarely hear: Bow...er...wow...er..um...woof/like tweet, I mean, y'know, tweet/whatchamacallit moo...

"And look sir - here's another interesting derivative of that phrase..."

'That's like, so random!' (teenager reading about the laws of chance)

'You mean to ssssay we have sssspeach imedimentssss?'

"Can you recommend a good exercise program?"

Pearls Before Swine is not a terribly savvy name

'He doesn't get the jokes - he just laughs at the F-words.'

'Hey, man, that's not how we do the flash mob!'

Opticians Sign With Modern Text Acronyms

'Delivery for Muhammad.'

"Around here, we don't say 'A penny for your thoughts.' We say 'A bitcoin for your brains.'"

'I stay out of the sun and use a fan: That way, I don't need to roll in the mud to keep cool...'

Saint Walking On Polluted Water

Jean Chrétien: I don't speak good English, but I French very well!

"Nobody understands my texts."

The dentist's interpreter

"Window Pain"