Teen Slang Enthusiast Pillows

'I'm going to bed...whatever...'

'That's like, so random!' (teenager reading about the laws of chance)

Thru versus Through Traffic

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

"OMG, LOL!"

"You call this sweating bullets over the Jackson account? What caliber?"

"You funnin' me, bub?"

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

"So I'm like, doesn't anyone speak proper English any more?"

OMG.

Son to Father, "So dad, tell me, have you ever larged it!"

Two man congratulating a 'Jazz club' "Real Cool" and "Real Hot"

"It's a dame!"

'It's not exactly ROLFcopter...how about trying a novel?'

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

"I think 'gutsy' became 'ballsy' in about 1988."

Things you say when you are officially old...

"It's a cease and desist letter forbidding us from saying 'That's lit!'"

'Ok, heads up, totally, FYI...'

'Aunt Val's pretty cool. . . Kind of hot actually. . . for an older lady.'

The London Marathon (cockney rhyming slang variations).

Bad Gramma Skool

Hello, I'm on the dog and bone.

"LMAO."

So... ten commandments.

'Some things I can overlook, Dominic, but if you call me bruv once more I'll.....'

'Well, I've got my moto, my bling from E-bay, and Gerald here is my bitch. So everything's fine, you?'

Opticians Sign With Modern Text Acronyms

"Does your client wish to plead 'sweet' or 'lame'?"

Text in a bottle

"Don't worry - I'm a doctor, can you tell me where you're bleeding from?"

"I did my research but I must have missed 'totes amazeballs' .."

"Yes, grandpa, I did say my friend was blowing up my phone. But that's just a figure of speech. So there's no reason to call the fire department."

'Arabic, Japanese, Chinese... forget it! There's nothing more complicated than today's youth language!'

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