Teen Slang Enthusiast Pillows

'I'm going to bed...whatever...'

'That's like, so random!' (teenager reading about the laws of chance)

Thru versus Through Traffic

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

"OMG, LOL!"

"You call this sweating bullets over the Jackson account? What caliber?"

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

"You funnin' me, bub?"

"So I'm like, doesn't anyone speak proper English any more?"

OMG.

Son to Father, "So dad, tell me, have you ever larged it!"

"It's a dame!"

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

'It's not exactly ROLFcopter...how about trying a novel?'

Two man congratulating a 'Jazz club' "Real Cool" and "Real Hot"

"RUN! Here comes the long arm of the law!"

Things you say when you are officially old...

'Ok, heads up, totally, FYI...'

'Aunt Val's pretty cool. . . Kind of hot actually. . . for an older lady.'

"It's a cease and desist letter forbidding us from saying 'That's lit!'"

"I think 'gutsy' became 'ballsy' in about 1988."

The London Marathon (cockney rhyming slang variations).

Hello, I'm on the dog and bone.

Bad Gramma Skool

"LMAO."

'Well, I've got my moto, my bling from E-bay, and Gerald here is my bitch. So everything's fine, you?'

Opticians Sign With Modern Text Acronyms

So... ten commandments.

'Some things I can overlook, Dominic, but if you call me bruv once more I'll.....'

"Does your client wish to plead 'sweet' or 'lame'?"

Text in a bottle

"Yes, grandpa, I did say my friend was blowing up my phone. But that's just a figure of speech. So there's no reason to call the fire department."

"I did my research but I must have missed 'totes amazeballs' .."

Late night? I don't know what you are talking about! Come on, Twig. You can tell me. My mom is giving me a hard time. About? She's freaking just because I started

"Don't worry - I'm a doctor, can you tell me where you're bleeding from?"