Street Slang Enthusiast Pillows

Word up!

'Well, I've got my moto, my bling from E-bay, and Gerald here is my bitch. So everything's fine, you?'

'What the hell is a 'Whippersnapper'?'

'Some things I can overlook, Dominic, but if you call me bruv once more I'll.....'

"OMG, LOL!"

'I'm going to bed...whatever...'

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

Walk, Don't Walk, Laugh.

'You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me?'

'That's Cat from Eastenders.'

'That's like, so random!' (teenager reading about the laws of chance)

Let's get totally... Brahms and Liszt.

Opticians Sign With Modern Text Acronyms

"LMAO."

'I always thought wine came from half-empty bottles left in the park.'

'At the end of the day, I always feel I could have done less!'

'Locally Owned and Operated.'

"Genuine ASBOs for sale."

Walk/Don't Walk/Laugh

'What does LOTI mean?"

Yo yo.

Street boy looking after a horse

The Denouement is Nigh!

'What if I am blocking the doorway...It's my shop!'

'There's a bloomin' tree growing out this litter bin!'

Cockney rhyming slang chiropodist in a butchers shop

'The wicked man.'

Things you say when you are officially old...

Man selling 'Big Issue' next to man selling the 'big tissue'.

"If I may say so, sir, that chapeau makes you look like one tough hombre!"

'Must say my cat's a bit of a disappointment...'

Panhandler

Gift Wrap $1.00. Gangsta Wrap $2.50.

Vandalism Sucks.

Homeless cocktail mixer.