Street Slang Enthusiast Pillows

Word up!

'Well, I've got my moto, my bling from E-bay, and Gerald here is my bitch. So everything's fine, you?'

'What the hell is a 'Whippersnapper'?'

'Some things I can overlook, Dominic, but if you call me bruv once more I'll.....'

"OMG, LOL!"

'I'm going to bed...whatever...'

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

Walk, Don't Walk, Laugh.

'You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me?'

'That's like, so random!' (teenager reading about the laws of chance)

'That's Cat from Eastenders.'

Opticians Sign With Modern Text Acronyms

Yo, Twitchy

Let's get totally... Brahms and Liszt.

"LMAO."

'I always thought wine came from half-empty bottles left in the park.'

'At the end of the day, I always feel I could have done less!'

'Locally Owned and Operated.'

"Genuine ASBOs for sale."

Walk/Don't Walk/Laugh

The Denouement is Nigh!

Yo yo.

Street boy looking after a horse

'What if I am blocking the doorway...It's my shop!'

'There's a bloomin' tree growing out this litter bin!'

'What does LOTI mean?"

Cockney rhyming slang chiropodist in a butchers shop

Panhandler

Vandalism Sucks.

"If I may say so, sir, that chapeau makes you look like one tough hombre!"

'Must say my cat's a bit of a disappointment...'

'The wicked man.'

Homeless cocktail mixer.

Gift Wrap $1.00. Gangsta Wrap $2.50.

Things you say when you are officially old...