Rhyming Slang Enthusiast Pillows

"He said I wasn't a true cockney, so I pushed him down the apple and lemons."

Thru versus Through Traffic

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"OMG, LOL!"

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

"You call this sweating bullets over the Jackson account? What caliber?"

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

"You funnin' me, bub?"

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

How a poet works

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

"I have a feeling this is gonna be one tough course."

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

"So I'm like, doesn't anyone speak proper English any more?"

'I'm going to bed...whatever...'

"I'm stuck for the 'June-moon' rhyme in Serbo-Croatian."

Shakespeare or Bacon or maybe Marlowe.

Son to Father, "So dad, tell me, have you ever larged it!"

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

"The steering-committee three are we. Run it by us, and we'll see."

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

"Great news, babe. I'm on the fall schedule."

Two man congratulating a 'Jazz club' "Real Cool" and "Real Hot"

'You daft cow...I said I needed some company and was out for a duck!'

"It's a dame!"

Forrest Gander

'It's not exactly ROLFcopter...how about trying a novel?'

'I really need to become a great poet while I still have time before I graduate.'

Witty T-Shirt Guy

'Major poets' 'Minor poets' 'Free agents'