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"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"OMG, LOL!"

"We're staying together for the sake of our facebook page..."

'I'm going to bed...whatever...'

OMG.

Bring it on, Scrabble nerd! Want to tell him directly? What do you mean? There's a chat function so you can taunt other online Scrabble players. Just type in your insult and hit send. Have I died and gone to heaven? The internet. And I suspect it' met its match.

"I can't log-on. Some-one disabled cookies."

"'Cheers'? 'Lorry'? 'Jumper'? You can talk, boy? And you're British??"

'You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me?'

'That's like, so random!' (teenager reading about the laws of chance)

"LMAO."

'I see Wavecrest's changed hands...'

'Well, I've got my moto, my bling from E-bay, and Gerald here is my bitch. So everything's fine, you?'

'Some things I can overlook, Dominic, but if you call me bruv once more I'll.....'

"We realize it is an unnecessary department, but the acronym was just too cool to shut it down."

"Nobody understands my texts."

Word up!

'What the hell is a 'Whippersnapper'?'

Yo yo.

'What does LOTI mean?"

Things you say when you are officially old...

"Is the Dude in?"

Ok men, it's time to take the pledge to join the US military. I will leave not man behind! Due to the family nature of our humble feature, we have decided to filter out this panel's gruesome violence. We have standards, after all. Except when it comes to profanity. Let's go you #$% dork. What the %$*@*?

Bruh Flakes

"If I may say so, sir, that chapeau makes you look like one tough hombre!"

"I realize you're just temporary, Ms. Franks, but you should be aware that UR, LOL and BFN do not belong in a business letter! Nor is the CEO of our client referred to as dude!"

'Im a mble phn slsmn' (I'm a mobile phone salesman.')

Nyetflix and Chill

"Did you have to, like, 'hurl'?"

"He said I wasn't a true cockney, so I pushed him down the apple and lemons."

"Ben is my given name, and E-Z Stomper is my street name."

'British Head Lice Foundation' 'Internit'