Cyber Slang Collector Pillows

'What does LOTI mean?"

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"I've done this procedure so often I could do it in my sleep. But that's only happened twice – that I'll admit to."

"OMG, LOL!"

"Let me put it this way: I'm hitting 'Unlike' and 'Unhire.'"

Nothing to say! Wouldn't wanna hear about it anyway!

"We owe our success to teamwork. Without it we could never have grasped at so many straws."

JOE'S 'COME ON - YOU KNOW YOU REALLY WANT IT' BAR.

"That's not just our motto, that's our pay scale."

'I'm very worried that if we fail to introduce rigid protocols to maximise client gratification indices within acceptable costbenefit parameters to ensure enhanced margins...then we'll have missed the whole point of what Christmas is about!!!'

'He wants to hear the siren voices of the consultants.'

"Let me through, please. I know what the letters C.P.R. stand for."

'It has everything... I love it!'

"It's the new man - he wants to know what the company retirement plan is."

'Al's Lawn Care Service: There's no crabgrass too crabby for us!'

Joe's Bar - ask your doctor if Joe's bar is right for you!

'You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me?'

Psychobabble.

"Call a meeting, Miss Pendleton. I want to hear some Corporate Creole."

Man with a 'Think bigger' sign has a bigger office than a man with a 'Think big' sign.

'Buddha never said anything of the kind! -- You read that on a bumper sticker!'

'And another thing, ‘Bold Innovation' isn't just a trite slogan around here. It's also my preferred brand of coffee and aftershave.'

'When you caught yourself saying the repetitive never-ending TV commercials and couldn't stop doing it, you should have come to see me then!'

Man wearing 'Save the whale, rainforst,legalise pot..' t shirt "I think you need to be more focussed."

Sign on shop: Headquarters: 'Business People for Peace'. Man walks out of shop wearing t-shirt with slogan 'Make money not war'.

"This, ladies and gentlemen, is Exhibit A, the sneakers that urged my client to Just Do It."

I'm with Stew Pidd shirt.

'I'm no longer with stupid.'

'Well, I've got my moto, my bling from E-bay, and Gerald here is my bitch. So everything's fine, you?'

'I bought your shirt and all you got was a smug look.'

Opticians Sign With Modern Text Acronyms

"Our motto here at Ace Funerals is... All Men are Cremated Equal."

Lemmings jump off a cliff wearing t-shirts reading 'I'm with stupid'.

"If it made sense, that would be a very powerful idea."

Obese man wearing a T-shirt with 'Too Big To Fail'.