Text Slang Enthusiast Pillows

"LMAO."

Thru versus Through Traffic

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

"OMG, LOL!"

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

"Textin’"

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

"You call this sweating bullets over the Jackson account? What caliber?"

"You funnin' me, bub?"

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

'A thousand word report? How many words is that in text message?'

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

I'll be honest, Jerry - When you invited me to join your book club, this is not what I expected.

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...

Social Networking.

"Why do people think using big words is a bad thing?"

"So I'm like, doesn't anyone speak proper English any more?"

"It's not easy texting my mother. She's an English teacher and all she does is correct my spelling."

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

"I'm going to need more minutes. I'm texting for two now!"

Dog Messages

'I see you both texted that you never talk.'

"You text LOL, but you have yet to actualize LOL..."

"I failed my driving test...apparently I shouldn't have been texting!"

'Are you going to answer my text message or not?'

'I'm going to bed...whatever...'

"Hang on- I'm receiving a textured message."

"I can't believe this! All these filthy messages on your cell phone! And so many of them! What is it? 100? 500? 1,000?"

'And if the scores remain level, you can text the name of the team you want to keep in the tournament.'

Male On Sunday

"I'm fine on the phone. I only have trouble talking to people in person."

"I just want someone who texts me as often as Joe Biden does, you know?"

"Wh@_I_Did_During_My_Whole_Summer_Vacation."

'Today's sex text is the song of Solomon.'