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Things you say when you are officially old...

"OMG, LOL!"

'The village's oldest inhabitant? We did have one, but he died.'

Two men toting a dog in a carriage by foot, while the dog sticks his head out the window.

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

"Ooops is a bit of an understatement, don't you think Cardigan?"

'I'll wait for Harold one more year. He hasn't crossed the finish line yet from the 1932 Olympic's marathon.'

The Enemy

"Typical! - The Frobishers' have fire and the wheel..."

'Ain't it great, Wally, to be over the hill and not under it!'

Mr Micawber Delivers some Valedictory Remarks

1874: Custer's Last Stand-Up

"This is not what I meant when I said 'let's chill'."

Feart!

"Ordered fifty-eight days ago and it's here already!"

"I suggest you get off your tuffet more, and eat less curds and whey, Miss Muffet."

Man saying he does not want his ale thick because he is not hungry

'Shall we join the ladies?'

John Cooper Clarke

"We don't say 'giddyup' anymore."

Two Soldiers and a Navvy.

'You seem to be suffering from frontier mentality...'

'Never mind what I'm wearing!'

'What makes you think they're modern fakes?'

Poor Walt - they don't make em like him anymore.

"Wilt thou really have this man to be thy wedded husband?"

"You tetched? The Kid'll plug more than your novel!"

Mother commenting on daughter's posture

'I see Wavecrest's changed hands...'

The Brook-Green Volunteer Pt. 7

"When you say everything is 'Wicked good' it feels like you're patronizing us."

Opticians Sign With Modern Text Acronyms

Prison sports team members hiding their faces in the team photograph

'Well, I've got my moto, my bling from E-bay, and Gerald here is my bitch. So everything's fine, you?'