Vintage Slang Lover Gifts

Things you say when you are officially old...

"OMG, LOL!"

'The village's oldest inhabitant? We did have one, but he died.'

Two men toting a dog in a carriage by foot, while the dog sticks his head out the window.

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

Peter Cook

"Ooops is a bit of an understatement, don't you think Cardigan?"

'I'll wait for Harold one more year. He hasn't crossed the finish line yet from the 1932 Olympic's marathon.'

The Enemy

'Ain't it great, Wally, to be over the hill and not under it!'

"Typical! - The Frobishers' have fire and the wheel..."

Mr Micawber Delivers some Valedictory Remarks

"This is not what I meant when I said 'let's chill'."

Feart!

1874: Custer's Last Stand-Up

"Ordered fifty-eight days ago and it's here already!"

John Cooper Clarke

"I suggest you get off your tuffet more, and eat less curds and whey, Miss Muffet."

"We don't say 'giddyup' anymore."

What Is Joe Biden Thinking When He Uses Words like Malarkey?

'Shall we join the ladies?'

Two Soldiers and a Navvy.

'You seem to be suffering from frontier mentality...'

'Never mind what I'm wearing!'

Man saying he does not want his ale thick because he is not hungry

Poor Walt - they don't make em like him anymore.

'What makes you think they're modern fakes?'

Railway Shares - Campaign to stop the Queen using the 'dangerous' train

Mother commenting on daughter's posture

The Brook-Green Volunteer Pt. 7

Opticians Sign With Modern Text Acronyms

Prison sports team members hiding their faces in the team photograph

"When you say everything is 'Wicked good' it feels like you're patronizing us."

'I see Wavecrest's changed hands...'

"You tetched? The Kid'll plug more than your novel!"