Vintage Slang Fan Gifts

Like, objection, daddio. ? ?

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

Best before 65 million BC.

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

The Dandy

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Adult Barbershop

OMG.

Little Red Riding Hoodie

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

GARDU VIN! (BEWARE!). Clown sees several pies to beware of.

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

Carole Lombard

'Now I know why they called this airco model 'Marilyn Monroe'.'

Sorry about the odor --- Phone booths have gone out of style so I had to change in a dumpster.

"'Cheers'? 'Lorry'? 'Jumper'? You can talk, boy? And you're British??"

Masked Ball

'Dauber Micawber'

Victorian Secret

Plays well with other people's $.

'Dang it! The gals out here leave little to a feller's imagination.'

Tea and Sugar Rationing

A gentleman giving some children a lesson in manners

'You daft cow...I said I needed some company and was out for a duck!'

Elvis' autopsy

"Granddad was the very first person ever to say 'Oh, wow!' "

"They listen to weird music, dress funny and you don't dare go into the bathroom after they've been in there!"

Listen, you're fine. Lots of people your age start fuggedabouting things.

"I love your shadow, it's so retro."

What Is Joe Biden Thinking When He Uses Words like Malarkey?

"Have you given any more thought to my idea of using a sword?"