Street Slang Lovers Pillows

Yo yo.

"OMG, LOL!"

'I'm going to bed...whatever...'

'You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me?'

'That's like, so random!' (teenager reading about the laws of chance)

"LMAO."

'I see Wavecrest's changed hands...'

Opticians Sign With Modern Text Acronyms

'Some things I can overlook, Dominic, but if you call me bruv once more I'll.....'

'Well, I've got my moto, my bling from E-bay, and Gerald here is my bitch. So everything's fine, you?'

'At the end of the day, I always feel I could have done less!'

"We check your eyesight and hipness. Your hipness rating helps us determine how stylish your frames should be."

'What does LOTI mean?"

'What the hell is a 'Whippersnapper'?'

Word up!

'Must say my cat's a bit of a disappointment...'

Bruh Flakes

Man selling 'Big Issue' next to man selling the 'big tissue'.

Man texting while walking crashes into a parking meter. Bystander smiles and thinks "LMAO" (laugh my ass off)

Things you say when you are officially old...

"If I may say so, sir, that chapeau makes you look like one tough hombre!"

"I realize you're just temporary, Ms. Franks, but you should be aware that UR, LOL and BFN do not belong in a business letter! Nor is the CEO of our client referred to as dude!"

Water Cannon

'Im a mble phn slsmn' (I'm a mobile phone salesman.')

Ace Vacuum Repair: 'Our service really sucks.'

Nyetflix and Chill

"Did you have to, like, 'hurl'?"

"He said I wasn't a true cockney, so I pushed him down the apple and lemons."

"Ben is my given name, and E-Z Stomper is my street name."

Beggar has his own gift shop.

We Validate Your Parking Bank.