Rhyming Slang Enthusiast Prints

"He said I wasn't a true cockney, so I pushed him down the apple and lemons."

Thru versus Through Traffic

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

Updated Nursery Rhyme #27.

'Got to admit,as far as mission statements go, it's pretty damn bold.'

"OMG, LOL!"

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

"You call this sweating bullets over the Jackson account? What caliber?"

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

"You funnin' me, bub?"

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

How a poet works

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

"I have a feeling this is gonna be one tough course."

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

"So I'm like, doesn't anyone speak proper English any more?"

"I'm stuck for the 'June-moon' rhyme in Serbo-Croatian."

Little Red Riding Hoodie

'I'm going to bed...whatever...'

Shakespeare or Bacon or maybe Marlowe.

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

"The steering-committee three are we. Run it by us, and we'll see."

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

Son to Father, "So dad, tell me, have you ever larged it!"

Yep, that's me in a pea pod! In a pea pod�?? I think "nutshell" has been vastly overused.

Two man congratulating a 'Jazz club' "Real Cool" and "Real Hot"

Witty T-Shirt Guy

Forrest Gander

'Major poets' 'Minor poets' 'Free agents'

'I really need to become a great poet while I still have time before I graduate.'

'You daft cow...I said I needed some company and was out for a duck!'

'It's not exactly ROLFcopter...how about trying a novel?'