Urban Slang Expert Pillows

'You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me?'

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

Sculptor explaining to tourist in Trafalgar Square that sculpture of pigeon is called 'Retribution - it actually doubles as a giant privy!'

'I really think you should check your pools, sir.'

"...and I have a farmhouse in the city."

'Hello! I don't believe I've bored you yet...'

'Well, I've got my moto, my bling from E-bay, and Gerald here is my bitch. So everything's fine, you?'

Opticians Sign With Modern Text Acronyms

'Some things I can overlook, Dominic, but if you call me bruv once more I'll.....'

"LMAO."

'I don;t see how that's going to work?'

"No, Todd — I’m not ‘fronting,’ I'm pregnant!"

Beggar with a sign that reads 'Need a rare 1905 Buffalo nickel to complete my collection- thanks!'

"Nobody understands my texts."

Chugger

Sign on sidewalk: 'Please direct your feet to the sunny side of the street...'

"Great, but where are they going to get the money to pay for them?"

Yo yo.

'What does LOTI mean?"

'What the hell is a 'Whippersnapper'?'

Word up!

'When do I learn to elude the cops?'

Two water towers, 'HOT, COLD'.

"We check your eyesight and hipness. Your hipness rating helps us determine how stylish your frames should be."

Wiper Swiper. A vagrant extorts money from motorist.

"What kind? Whatddaya mean, what kind?"

'You're in violation of Ordinance KT-25: digging for truffles without a permit.'

"If I may say so, sir, that chapeau makes you look like one tough hombre!"

Speed Cameras in traffic jams.

Nyetflix and Chill

Badabing-Boom.

"I hate getting all these Canadian coins, but I guess that's the price of living in Toronto."

"Did you have to, like, 'hurl'?"

"Is it wrong for me to want to vote?"