Urban Slang Expert Mugs

'You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me?'

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

Sculptor explaining to tourist in Trafalgar Square that sculpture of pigeon is called 'Retribution - it actually doubles as a giant privy!'

'I really think you should check your pools, sir.'

"...and I have a farmhouse in the city."

'Hello! I don't believe I've bored you yet...'

Opticians Sign With Modern Text Acronyms

'Some things I can overlook, Dominic, but if you call me bruv once more I'll.....'

'Well, I've got my moto, my bling from E-bay, and Gerald here is my bitch. So everything's fine, you?'

'I don;t see how that's going to work?'

"LMAO."

"Nobody understands my texts."

Beggar with a sign that reads 'Need a rare 1905 Buffalo nickel to complete my collection- thanks!'

Chugger

"No, Todd — I’m not ‘fronting,’ I'm pregnant!"

Sign on sidewalk: 'Please direct your feet to the sunny side of the street...'

"Great, but where are they going to get the money to pay for them?"

Yo yo.

'What the hell is a 'Whippersnapper'?'

Word up!

Wiper Swiper. A vagrant extorts money from motorist.

"We check your eyesight and hipness. Your hipness rating helps us determine how stylish your frames should be."

'What does LOTI mean?"

Two water towers, 'HOT, COLD'.

'When do I learn to elude the cops?'

CR was here. Tony rules! Hello, I'm a Nigerian general's widow. I have a large amount of securities that I need to transfer. Graffiti was bad enough, but now we have graffiti spam!

"If I may say so, sir, that chapeau makes you look like one tough hombre!"

'You're in violation of Ordinance KT-25: digging for truffles without a permit.'

"What kind? Whatddaya mean, what kind?"

Jaywalking Crackdown

Speed Cameras in traffic jams.

Nyetflix and Chill

Badabing-Boom.

"Did you have to, like, 'hurl'?"

"I hate getting all these Canadian coins, but I guess that's the price of living in Toronto."