Teenage Slang Interpreter Pillows

"Tia Carmen, come here! Do you like this shirt I got Baldo?"

Dialogue

Sock Puppet in Literature

She - Interpreter - He.

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

"I've written the employees' benefit manual in invisible ink"

"Sure I used drugs when I was your age, but they were all prescribed for acne."

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

Statue of Liberty

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

'I'm going to bed...whatever...'

Orator translates in many languages.

"Send for a Prftgxrgplwtkn interpreter - case adjourned for a thousand light years."

"I think our daughter should change her major. She can now ask for money in 3 different languages!"

Interpreter for the hard-to-believe-what-they're-hearing.

Company spokespersons statement being interpreted into plane English by a second spokesman.

Ferguson, Bramley, Osgood & Holt - Big Frogs in a Small Pond.

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

"You'll have to phrase it another way. They have no word for 'fetch.' "

'That's not in addition to your pension, that IS your pension.'

Body language interpreters - "He likes you and wishes to dance with you." "That's a get lost."

Simultaneous translation.

"..and you'll also need Percy here, his interpreter"

'Most cases like yours, Mr. Johnson, clear up completely with a healthy dose of skepticism!'

'That's like, so random!' (teenager reading about the laws of chance)

'Aunt Val's pretty cool. . . Kind of hot actually. . . for an older lady.'

The International Date Line

"Is this your work?"

The New Surgery Interpreter was to prove invaluable

"How are we supposed to know what's bothering him when we don't speak bark?"