Teenage Slang Interpreter Gifts

"Tia Carmen, come here! Do you like this shirt I got Baldo?"

Dialogue

Sock Puppet in Literature

She - Interpreter - He.

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

"I've written the employees' benefit manual in invisible ink"

"To hear the ocean in English, press one. Para Espanol ..."

"Sure I used drugs when I was your age, but they were all prescribed for acne."

Signing the declaration of independence.

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

Statue of Liberty

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

"Baldo, Gracie...you need to learn more Spanish. For the rest of the week, I'm going to speak nothing but Spanish, and Tia Carmen will act as your interpreter, OK? Tienen tarea?"

'I'm going to bed...whatever...'

Orator translates in many languages.

An English and French student converse.

"Send for a Prftgxrgplwtkn interpreter - case adjourned for a thousand light years."

"I think our daughter should change her major. She can now ask for money in 3 different languages!"

Interpreter for the hard-to-believe-what-they're-hearing.

Company spokespersons statement being interpreted into plane English by a second spokesman.

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

Ferguson, Bramley, Osgood & Holt - Big Frogs in a Small Pond.

"You'll have to phrase it another way. They have no word for 'fetch.' "

'That's not in addition to your pension, that IS your pension.'

Body language interpreters - "He likes you and wishes to dance with you." "That's a get lost."

Simultaneous translation.

"..and you'll also need Percy here, his interpreter"

'Most cases like yours, Mr. Johnson, clear up completely with a healthy dose of skepticism!'

The International Date Line

Just think! If the mall goes bust, what happens to all that paved-over land? Save our mall. We could roll up the asphalt and start a huge nature preserve. What about current wildlife? Hmm�You're right. I don't think the endangered species act covers mall rats.

'Aunt Val's pretty cool. . . Kind of hot actually. . . for an older lady.'

'That's like, so random!' (teenager reading about the laws of chance)

"Is this your work?"

The New Surgery Interpreter was to prove invaluable