Youthful Slangster Gifts

"Does your client wish to plead 'sweet' or 'lame'?"

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

Emergency Hipster Beard

The game is tied, and this is the final inning because the sun is setting. I understand, coach, I need to get home before dark!

"Viola player coming through!"

"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."

'It's either a boo-boo or an owwie, but the doctors need to run some more tests before they decide.'

'I was up twice and got one hit, which gives me an lifetime average of 500!'

'I'm going to bed...whatever...'

"Nobody at school will laugh at me."

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

"Hi, it's me. My mum's confiscated my mobile." (Kid talks to friend using margarine tub and string).

A Young Indoor Cyclist

'Okay, okay! You can have a lick of my sucker.'

'If you'll excuse me, I'm going to work the room.'

'That's like, so random!' (teenager reading about the laws of chance)

'It certainly sounds like a fantastic offer, but I'm not supposed to answer the phone.'

"Well, you can tell that David Silva that I said you definitely don't have cooties, Carolyn."

'Just because everyone applauded when you dropped your lunch tray in the cafeteria, doesn't mean that you should pursue a career in show business.'

'How can you tell?'

'I've got acid indigestion.'

'Wow. He looks great for 5!'

"I'm just trying to keep the business going until I can get my liquor license."

'Are you sure your grandpa REALLY got your nose?'

The 'Mystery Pain 'game

"Nobody understands my texts."

'Mom, when did your beauty start to slip?'

"I can't wait till I'm old enough to hold my nose and vote."

"Why not join a cult or something."

Young man at the beach asking friend to kiss his sister hoping he can then kiss friends sister

"Dad, if I can grow up to be president, shouldn't you be contributing to my super PAC?"

Upside-Down Birthday 91-16.

"Send security. A flash mob has overrun my office."

"Tia Carmen, come here! Do you like this shirt I got Baldo?"