Youthful Jokester Gifts

'How can you tell?'

"So...what are you doing after you graduate?"

'Gravity...Go figure!'

Begin this high fiber diet slowly. Too fast and your co-workers may complain of a greenhouse effect.

Growth Charts

'While you're 'fixing' my private parts, could you give me a loaner pair?'

"Freshly ground pepper?"

"It's partly my fault he's been ignoring me lately. I'm the one who gave him the laser pointer."

"I'm off, I only popped in for a swift three units."

3 cents glass - Exact change please, seller can't count.

'I'm SECRET Santa, kid.'

'There's so much I want to do with my life...before I reach the age of criminal responsibility, that is.'

'It's either a boo-boo or an owwie, but the doctors need to run some more tests before they decide.'

'They said 'write what you know.' So I didn't write anything.'

Kid to kid: 'I can't be wearing out my welcome. I didn't even step on it.'

Men dancing

I think he's joking. "Placebo" can't be a real medical science term. It sounds like a funny name for a clown.

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

"Nobody at school will laugh at me."

Who says religion can't have a sense of humour.

"You want me to explain how there were two doughnuts in the larder and now there is only one? Easy, it was too dark in there to see the second one."

"Nice try, Frank. Mother is still coming for the weekend."

Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep and with the sun if I've found death, please excuse my morning breath.

"Dad, it's not a homing pigeon, just a canary on an elastic band."

"That's right, Robert. Santa sends us a copy of his naughty and nice list, and we send him our students' grades."

"Your Covid-19 Test Results Are In..."

"So tell me about your last poop."

'But seriously, folks... Who knows how many blondes it takes to screw in my latest invention?'

'Okay, okay! You can have a lick of my sucker.'

Hot Cross Bun

'Wow...you must have had a really bad day, eh, mate?'

'Hey,mom-have you seen my pet frog?'

'Okay Dad, time to unwind.'

"Hey! He must be watering down the beer.This is our fifth pint and we're still not talking rubbish."

'As I feared, the X-ray shows that you are crying inside.'