Youthful Jokester Pillows

'How can you tell?'

"So...what are you doing after you graduate?"

'Gravity...Go figure!'

Begin this high fiber diet slowly. Too fast and your co-workers may complain of a greenhouse effect.

'While you're 'fixing' my private parts, could you give me a loaner pair?'

Growth Charts

"Freshly ground pepper?"

"It's partly my fault he's been ignoring me lately. I'm the one who gave him the laser pointer."

3 cents glass - Exact change please, seller can't count.

"I'm off, I only popped in for a swift three units."

'I'm SECRET Santa, kid.'

'There's so much I want to do with my life...before I reach the age of criminal responsibility, that is.'

'It's either a boo-boo or an owwie, but the doctors need to run some more tests before they decide.'

'They said 'write what you know.' So I didn't write anything.'

Kid to kid: 'I can't be wearing out my welcome. I didn't even step on it.'

"Nobody at school will laugh at me."

Men dancing

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

Who says religion can't have a sense of humour.

"Dad, it's not a homing pigeon, just a canary on an elastic band."

"Nice try, Frank. Mother is still coming for the weekend."

"You want me to explain how there were two doughnuts in the larder and now there is only one? Easy, it was too dark in there to see the second one."

"That's right, Robert. Santa sends us a copy of his naughty and nice list, and we send him our students' grades."

'Okay, okay! You can have a lick of my sucker.'

'Hey,mom-have you seen my pet frog?'

'Wow...you must have had a really bad day, eh, mate?'

Hot Cross Bun

"Your Covid-19 Test Results Are In..."

"So tell me about your last poop."

'Okay Dad, time to unwind.'

'But seriously, folks... Who knows how many blondes it takes to screw in my latest invention?'

"Hey! He must be watering down the beer.This is our fifth pint and we're still not talking rubbish."

'As I feared, the X-ray shows that you are crying inside.'

"Well, you can tell that David Silva that I said you definitely don't have cooties, Carolyn."