Young Jokester Pillows

'It's either a boo-boo or an owwie, but the doctors need to run some more tests before they decide.'

'I've got acid indigestion.'

'Are you sure your grandpa REALLY got your nose?'

"Nobody at school will laugh at me."

'It certainly sounds like a fantastic offer, but I'm not supposed to answer the phone.'

'Okay, okay! You can have a lick of my sucker.'

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"So...what are you doing after you graduate?"

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"He said he doesn't want to see me in his office again..."

"Hello, Pine Grove Elementary? Could you tell Miss Pritchard to come to Lakeview Veterinarian Clinic right away?"

Begin this high fiber diet slowly. Too fast and your co-workers may complain of a greenhouse effect.

Growth Charts

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

"I got all Z's because I fell asleep in class."

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

'He said I have no cavities and that my breath knocked his socks off.'

'Sorry mum, I had a brain freeze during the test...'

'A boy at school was named after his father. They've called him Dad.'

"I'm off, I only popped in for a swift three units."

'I'm SECRET Santa, kid.'

3 cents glass - Exact change please, seller can't count.

'There's so much I want to do with my life...before I reach the age of criminal responsibility, that is.'

Kid to kid: 'I can't be wearing out my welcome. I didn't even step on it.'

Men dancing

That isn't what prove you're not a robot means, Bob.

I think he's joking. "Placebo" can't be a real medical science term. It sounds like a funny name for a clown.

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

Who says religion can't have a sense of humour.

"Remember, the password is case sensitive."

"You want me to explain how there were two doughnuts in the larder and now there is only one? Easy, it was too dark in there to see the second one."

"Dad, it's not a homing pigeon, just a canary on an elastic band."

'This painting's in very poor taste.' 'Yes. It's from his sour grapes period.'

"That's right, Robert. Santa sends us a copy of his naughty and nice list, and we send him our students' grades."

Student writing on blackboard - I will not egg the principal's car.