Youthful Artist Gifts

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

Happy Turkey Day!

'My goal is to one day have my art hanging on a refrigerator in the Louvre.'

Children's Art Show.

"It's a mobile."

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

"120 colors and no 'Sun' color!!"

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

''Now we're the only yard in the block with a blue apple tree!'

'Look. Billy Curry did a nude!'

"Viola player coming through!"

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

"Look before I leap - always. 'Think' before I leap - never!"

'Push'n 50, but ya still got it!!'

'Now then, Simpkins. What makes you think you could become a circus clown?'

"Timmy, your dog looks just like he does in your drawings."

'How was your day Ma?. . .'

"We like to think he's experimenting with color and form, but his art therapist suggested we're not giving him enough candy."

Jack and the Snowman.

"Now, is this the kind of painting you mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

Active pensioner.

If this is how 3-year-olds see the world, it's no wonder they're always crying."

Sure start.

'The position calls for a mature person with young ideas.'

Biblical Teenager

"I guess life does imitate art."

Girl trying to be a woman

"I guess when you run out of Tooth Fairy teeth, you gotta go get a job!"

'I know it hasn't any wheels...They're still in the pencil.

"Debit card, no problem. Any cash back?"

"I'll take anything that connects to the internet."

Child Testing Santa Claus's Generosity

'I want to go into farming,sir the idea of sowing wild oats sounds fascinating!'

'Dad, what were you like when you weren't a kid?'