Young Artist Gifts

'It's good, Timmy, but it's not refrigerator good.'

'How was your day Ma?. . .'

Sure start.

'But Mom, every man wants to make his mark on the world!'

Even to the casual observer, it was quite clear which of the pre-schoolers had a smart phone...'

"If it weren't for refrigerator magnets, I'd be laboring in complete obscurity!"

"It's a mobile."

Children's Art Show.

"Yes, Mason, it's a nice happy face, but that's not how we use toothpaste, is it?"

"I built a model of Mount Everest."

"120 colors and no 'Sun' color!!"

Children playing hopscotch wrong.

"Timmy, your dog looks just like he does in your drawings."

"Look, mom! I'm learning to color between the lines!"

"It's not easy being on the cutting edge with safety scissors."

'These are all from my 'sit in the corner' period.'

'I know it hasn't any wheels...They're still in the pencil.

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

"I guess life does imitate art."

''Now we're the only yard in the block with a blue apple tree!'

'I don't think my teacher realizes that I live for my finger painting.'

Jack and the Snowman.

'No, son! This isn't your paint-by-numbers. This is your math homework!'

Crayons - Expiration Date: Your 9th Birthday.

'I'm teaching him to draw a cartoons.'

"Now, is this the kind of painting you mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

"The innocence seems forced."

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

They hated me.

Larry's used art

You're my Mona Lisa.

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

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