Young Musician Gifts

"Ma! The cool kids at school won't let me play!"

Playing the trumpet

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

'It's a Marimba!'

'Angela would rather be out playing baseball, but violin practice comes first.'

"Mom, will you put me in time out. You gotta pay the dues if you want to sing the blues."

Grade 4 Cello

Shepherd and eurydice

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

They hated me.

A Symphony of Penguins

Pete Townshend Vineyards

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

Can You Spot the Differences?

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

Baby Piano

Marimba

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Guitarist

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

He kept up his guitar practise...

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

Omara Portuondo

Impressing dad.

A Fairytale Update

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

Felix Mendelssohn