Young Art Explorer Gifts

"Uh uh uh...that's not a touchscreen."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

Guitarist

Culture Saturday

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

'Projectile painting.'

Convenience.

Kid doing cave paintings

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Children's Art Show.

The stages of gentrification: a guide

"It's a mobile."

''Now we're the only yard in the block with a blue apple tree!'

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

Sun Flower.

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

"120 colors and no 'Sun' color!!"

'Sophie has discovered Gehry.'

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

Shakespeare Quote

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

Art Masters as Clowns pt. 2

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

'I'm having a private showing over on my grandma's refrigerator next week.'

Mammoth Posing

"Timmy, your dog looks just like he does in your drawings."

"Gesundheit."

Giacometti's less famous 'Man Walking Dog'

Maria Sibylla Merian

"Are my breasts AI? No! My cartoonist would never use AI!"

"No Arts or Music, no salt in the food and now this. It feels almost like they don't want us to show up anymore."