Young Art Lover Gifts

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

Larry's used art

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Alien David statue

That shows business confidence.

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

The height of fashion in 1796

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

Venus

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Use your imagination.

Children's artwork exhibition.

'It's a Joan Biro.'

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

Where Indian ink came from.

"Mother, I think I'm good enough to exhibit on the living room walls now."

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

What's an Imax cave?

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

"I find that hugely offensive!"

Cat with Nine Still Lives

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Wagging Dog

Klimt Kiss Phones

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Mr. Punch in Venice

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).