Young Art Lover Mugs

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

Larry's used art

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Alien David statue

That shows business confidence.

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

The height of fashion in 1796

Venus

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"Mother, I think I'm good enough to exhibit on the living room walls now."

Children's artwork exhibition.

Where Indian ink came from.

'It's a Joan Biro.'

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Use your imagination.

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

The Origami Society...

"The overthinker"

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Candle Portraits.

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

Klimt Kiss Phones

"I find that hugely offensive!"

Cat with Nine Still Lives