Art Lover In Training Mugs

"No, honey, I’m pretty sure she doesn’t have the measles."

Larry's used art

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Alien David statue

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

That shows business confidence.

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

The height of fashion in 1796

Venus

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Use your imagination.

Children's artwork exhibition.

'It's a Joan Biro.'

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

Where Indian ink came from.

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Wagging Dog

What's an Imax cave?

"I find that hugely offensive!"

Cat with Nine Still Lives

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Klimt Kiss Phones

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Mr. Punch in Venice

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'