Teen Interpreter Gifts

"I'll never understand teens."

Dialogue

She - Interpreter - He.

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

Frederic Chopin

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

"Caricatures $20"

"Sure I used drugs when I was your age, but they were all prescribed for acne."

"A major crime publisher is interested in publishing your homework!"

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

Orator translates in many languages.

"Send for a Prftgxrgplwtkn interpreter - case adjourned for a thousand light years."

"I think our daughter should change her major. She can now ask for money in 3 different languages!"

When it comes to texting, she's all thumbs.'

Interpreter for the hard-to-believe-what-they're-hearing.

Company spokespersons statement being interpreted into plane English by a second spokesman.

Art Gallery.

"You'll have to phrase it another way. They have no word for 'fetch.' "

Body language interpreters - "He likes you and wishes to dance with you." "That's a get lost."

Simultaneous translation.

"..and you'll also need Percy here, his interpreter"

The International Date Line

The New Surgery Interpreter was to prove invaluable

"I don't know cursive and you don't know emoji. I'd say that makes us even."

"Have you tried oversharing deeply personal thoughts on social media to help with the phone addiction?"

"My communication skills are excellent, thank you. Just because nobody in the office understands Ayapaneco."

"How are we supposed to know what's bothering him when we don't speak bark?"