Language Interpreters Gifts

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

Dialogue

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

She - Interpreter - He.

"I'm learning to live with existence."

Frederic Chopin

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"My guess it's guacamole."

"Caricatures $20"

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

'Boss, it seems like a friendly text, but you've got to learn to read between the emoticons.'

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."

"So no bases are uncovered, Sister Ann gives the sermon to the deaf and Brother Brooks blogs it."

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

"I know you used to be our paperboy. That's why when you leave, you'll find your resume on the roof."

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

Orator translates in many languages.

"Send for a Prftgxrgplwtkn interpreter - case adjourned for a thousand light years."

"I think our daughter should change her major. She can now ask for money in 3 different languages!"

'Oh sure, Your Honor, he can speak. He's using sign language ...

"Is that all you can say - 'It's not messy'?"

'To be honest, I have my doubts about these modern dress versions.'

Interpreter for the hard-to-believe-what-they're-hearing.

Company spokespersons statement being interpreted into plane English by a second spokesman.

'Okay, one more blog about the meaning of 'Alice in Wonderland' and then off to sleep.'

"You'll have to phrase it another way. They have no word for 'fetch.' "

Body language interpreters - "He likes you and wishes to dance with you." "That's a get lost."

Simultaneous translation.

"..and you'll also need Percy here, his interpreter"

"But plague spreading is all I know?"

The International Date Line