Language Interpreters Gifts

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

Dialogue

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

She - Interpreter - He.

"I'm learning to live with existence."

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

Frederic Chopin

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

"Caricatures $20"

"My guess it's guacamole."

'Boss, it seems like a friendly text, but you've got to learn to read between the emoticons.'

Signing the declaration of independence.

"To hear the ocean in English, press one. Para Espanol ..."

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."

"Sure, it's Good News, but is it fake news?"

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

"So no bases are uncovered, Sister Ann gives the sermon to the deaf and Brother Brooks blogs it."

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

"Baldo, Gracie...you need to learn more Spanish. For the rest of the week, I'm going to speak nothing but Spanish, and Tia Carmen will act as your interpreter, OK? Tienen tarea?"

"I know you used to be our paperboy. That's why when you leave, you'll find your resume on the roof."

Orator translates in many languages.

"Send for a Prftgxrgplwtkn interpreter - case adjourned for a thousand light years."

"I think our daughter should change her major. She can now ask for money in 3 different languages!"

'Oh sure, Your Honor, he can speak. He's using sign language ...

"Is that all you can say - 'It's not messy'?"

'To be honest, I have my doubts about these modern dress versions.'

Interpreter for the hard-to-believe-what-they're-hearing.

Company spokespersons statement being interpreted into plane English by a second spokesman.

'Okay, one more blog about the meaning of 'Alice in Wonderland' and then off to sleep.'

"You'll have to phrase it another way. They have no word for 'fetch.' "

Body language interpreters - "He likes you and wishes to dance with you." "That's a get lost."

Simultaneous translation.

"..and you'll also need Percy here, his interpreter"

Louie Louie Lyrics Challenge. Louie Louie, oh baby, we gotta go. Then what? Every night and day a ladle of me: Back of a girl all cuddly. On a gym that brings me there: A girl with a rose in her hair. Makes sense? Ladle of me? Ladle?! HOJ.