Interpretation Interpreter Gifts

"Yes darling, Daddy loves mud, but it's not a real 'mud cake'. I bought this cake from the patisserie..."

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

Dialogue

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

She - Interpreter - He.

Sock Puppet in Literature

Frederic Chopin

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

"Caricatures $20"

'Boss, it seems like a friendly text, but you've got to learn to read between the emoticons.'

"I know you used to be our paperboy. That's why when you leave, you'll find your resume on the roof."

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

Orator translates in many languages.

"Send for a Prftgxrgplwtkn interpreter - case adjourned for a thousand light years."

"I think our daughter should change her major. She can now ask for money in 3 different languages!"

"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."

"Is that all you can say - 'It's not messy'?"

Interpreter for the hard-to-believe-what-they're-hearing.

"…And what do you think the cracker might represent?"

Company spokespersons statement being interpreted into plane English by a second spokesman.

"Poetry would be way more accessible if they just said what they meant."

"I don't do spells. I'm a wizard at deciphering rap lyrics."

'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'

Art Gallery.

'Okay, one more blog about the meaning of 'Alice in Wonderland' and then off to sleep.'

"You'll have to phrase it another way. They have no word for 'fetch.' "

Body language interpreters - "He likes you and wishes to dance with you." "That's a get lost."

Simultaneous translation.