Interpretation Gifts

'I see a castle and a seahorse. What do you see?'

Orator translates in many languages.

Change (Man changing).

Interpreter for the hard-to-believe-what-they're-hearing.

"Poetry would be way more accessible if they just said what they meant."

'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'

If Peter had only interpreted Jesus' words literally...

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

Love at First Sight

Dog Nightmares

Dialogue

I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.

She - Interpreter - He.

bird interprets modern art

Prejudice/Empathy

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

Madame ZuZu. Dream Interpretation. Tarot. Palms. She says the dream where I'm taking a test naked means I barely made it through school.

"My guess it's guacamole."

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

"To hear the ocean in English, press one. Para Espanol ..."

Yesterday I had an argument with the janitor of my building, and then last night I dreamed that he was chasing me with a large ball-peen hammer

Signing the declaration of independence.

Wish upon a star (well it's worth a try).

"I'm so sorry that I screamed...I had a terrible dream: the kids had to leave college and live with us again...Oh, Ed, it was horrible!"

"Last night I dreamed I caught my tail."

"Baldo, Gracie...you need to learn more Spanish. For the rest of the week, I'm going to speak nothing but Spanish, and Tia Carmen will act as your interpreter, OK? Tienen tarea?"

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

Tonight's Lecture: Eastern Mystical Approaches to Dream Interpretation. Yin-Yang Jung.

A dream of consequence

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

"I have a recurring nightmare where the paradigm keeps shifting without me."

"Send for a Prftgxrgplwtkn interpreter - case adjourned for a thousand light years."

"I think our daughter should change her major. She can now ask for money in 3 different languages!"