Interpretation Gifts

'I see a castle and a seahorse. What do you see?'

Orator translates in many languages.

Change (Man changing).

Interpreter for the hard-to-believe-what-they're-hearing.

"Poetry would be way more accessible if they just said what they meant."

'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'

Love at First Sight

Dialogue

She - Interpreter - He.

bird interprets modern art

Prejudice/Empathy

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

"My guess it's guacamole."

Wish upon a star (well it's worth a try).

"I'm so sorry that I screamed...I had a terrible dream: the kids had to leave college and live with us again...Oh, Ed, it was horrible!"

"I have a recurring nightmare where the paradigm keeps shifting without me."

A dream of consequence

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

"Last night I dreamed I caught my tail."

"Send for a Prftgxrgplwtkn interpreter - case adjourned for a thousand light years."

"I think our daughter should change her major. She can now ask for money in 3 different languages!"

"I dreamed last night that I had a job within walking distance."

'Typical phallic egocentrism!'

"Please, no! Not the pit of people endlessly describing their dreams in great detail!"

"Last night, I had the weirdest dream sequence."

"I dreamed last night that I was furious at you for charging me for missing last week's session. What do you think it means?"

'Have a couple of dreams, and call me in the morning.'

Company spokespersons statement being interpreted into plane English by a second spokesman.