Interpreters Gifts

Dialogue

She - Interpreter - He.

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

"I'm learning to live with existence."

Frederic Chopin

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"My guess it's guacamole."

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

"Caricatures $20"

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."

"Who is 'coming around the mountain,' John? Could it be your mother?"

Harriet Walter

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

"...but this is the stuff of dreams Mr Whitley! Dreams."

Orator translates in many languages.

"Send for a Prftgxrgplwtkn interpreter - case adjourned for a thousand light years."

"I think our daughter should change her major. She can now ask for money in 3 different languages!"

Interpreter for the hard-to-believe-what-they're-hearing.

Company spokespersons statement being interpreted into plane English by a second spokesman.

'Okay, one more blog about the meaning of 'Alice in Wonderland' and then off to sleep.'

"Last week, when I was telling you about my Lou Ferrigno dream, were you fighting off a yawn? Do you go to therapy? What would you do if I touched your ear? Yes or no—am I insane?"

Art Gallery.

Percentage artwork

"You'll have to phrase it another way. They have no word for 'fetch.' "

Body language interpreters - "He likes you and wishes to dance with you." "That's a get lost."

Simultaneous translation.

"..and you'll also need Percy here, his interpreter"

"Would you like me to get one our experts to tell you what you think of it."

"But plague spreading is all I know?"