Sign Interpreters Gifts

"I'm learning to live with existence."

"My guess it's guacamole."

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

Re-Tooling Costs - "Could you be a little more precise than umpteen million?"

Test your patience, back in one hour.

"Who is 'coming around the mountain,' John? Could it be your mother?"

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

'So who's smoking?'

"So no bases are uncovered, Sister Ann gives the sermon to the deaf and Brother Brooks blogs it."

Confused drivers

Pie chart of pub conversations

'Oh sure, Your Honor, he can speak. He's using sign language ...

"Is that all you can say - 'It's not messy'?"

"Tip my boy."

"Make sure you get payment up front."

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

Interpreter for the hard-to-believe-what-they're-hearing.

"…And what do you think the cracker might represent?"

'Okay, one more blog about the meaning of 'Alice in Wonderland' and then off to sleep.'

"Hold on! Baxter's trying to tell us something..." "The kitchen is on fire"

Body Language - Hiss!

Ear specialist uses sign to communicate with hearing impaired patient.

'Therapist is one word George!'

'What is important, is that not only has Koko the gorilla been taught basic sign language, but that she can use that knowledge to communicate meaningful and complex ideas.'

'Coach! They figured out our 'bunt' sign!'

"Does that mean trick or treaters too?"

Road signs reading 'back to work', 'back to school' and 'go crazy at home'.

'I feel awful. Coach was clutching his throat and turning blue, but I thought it was the 'bunt' sign.'

Rude signing for the deaf. Dictator telling his people to f*** off.

'You'd have thought he'd have been rumbled before his engagement, eh, dear?'

You must be this tall to bump head on sign.

'Harp?...Lark?...'

International Sign Language For...

"Slammed the door in your face, huh? Guess she really meant that NO SOLICITORS sign!"