Signal Interpreter Gifts

'Whoops, sorry, Steve. That wasn't a steal sign. I had an itch on my stomach.'

'I feel awful. Coach was clutching his throat and turning blue, but I thought it was the 'bunt' sign.'

'Coach! They figured out our 'bunt' sign!'

Thanksgiving signals

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

Dialogue

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

She - Interpreter - He.

"I'm learning to live with existence."

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"My guess it's guacamole."

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

"This is the fourth student who bubbled in Y-O-U-R N-A-M-E when I told the class to 'bubble in your name'!"

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

Signing the declaration of independence.

"To hear the ocean in English, press one. Para Espanol ..."

"Baldo, Gracie...you need to learn more Spanish. For the rest of the week, I'm going to speak nothing but Spanish, and Tia Carmen will act as your interpreter, OK? Tienen tarea?"

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

"Are these 'raw' facts or 'spun' facts?"

"So no bases are uncovered, Sister Ann gives the sermon to the deaf and Brother Brooks blogs it."

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

Confused drivers

Orator translates in many languages.

"Send for a Prftgxrgplwtkn interpreter - case adjourned for a thousand light years."

'Oh sure, Your Honor, he can speak. He's using sign language ...

"I think our daughter should change her major. She can now ask for money in 3 different languages!"

"Is that all you can say - 'It's not messy'?"

Interpreter for the hard-to-believe-what-they're-hearing.

"…And what do you think the cracker might represent?"

Company spokespersons statement being interpreted into plane English by a second spokesman.