Signal Interpreter Mugs

'I feel awful. Coach was clutching his throat and turning blue, but I thought it was the 'bunt' sign.'

'Coach! They figured out our 'bunt' sign!'

Thanksgiving signals

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

Dialogue

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

She - Interpreter - He.

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"I'm learning to live with existence."

"This is the fourth student who bubbled in Y-O-U-R N-A-M-E when I told the class to 'bubble in your name'!"

"My guess it's guacamole."

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

"Are these 'raw' facts or 'spun' facts?"

"So no bases are uncovered, Sister Ann gives the sermon to the deaf and Brother Brooks blogs it."

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

Confused drivers

Orator translates in many languages.

"Send for a Prftgxrgplwtkn interpreter - case adjourned for a thousand light years."

"I think our daughter should change her major. She can now ask for money in 3 different languages!"

'Oh sure, Your Honor, he can speak. He's using sign language ...

"Is that all you can say - 'It's not messy'?"

Interpreter for the hard-to-believe-what-they're-hearing.

"…And what do you think the cracker might represent?"

Company spokespersons statement being interpreted into plane English by a second spokesman.

"You'll have to phrase it another way. They have no word for 'fetch.' "

Body language interpreters - "He likes you and wishes to dance with you." "That's a get lost."

Simultaneous translation.

"..and you'll also need Percy here, his interpreter"