Interpreter Of Symbols Gifts

"…And what do you think the cracker might represent?"

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

Dialogue

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

Sock Puppet in Literature

She - Interpreter - He.

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"I'm learning to live with existence."

"This is the fourth student who bubbled in Y-O-U-R N-A-M-E when I told the class to 'bubble in your name'!"

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

"My guess it's guacamole."

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'Boss, it seems like a friendly text, but you've got to learn to read between the emoticons.'

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

"To hear the ocean in English, press one. Para Espanol ..."

Signing the declaration of independence.

Infographics: the early years.

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

"Are these 'raw' facts or 'spun' facts?"

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

"Baldo, Gracie...you need to learn more Spanish. For the rest of the week, I'm going to speak nothing but Spanish, and Tia Carmen will act as your interpreter, OK? Tienen tarea?"

Confused drivers

Orator translates in many languages.

Sales down - Blood pressure up.

"Send for a Prftgxrgplwtkn interpreter - case adjourned for a thousand light years."

"I think our daughter should change her major. She can now ask for money in 3 different languages!"

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

"Is that all you can say - 'It's not messy'?"

Interpreter for the hard-to-believe-what-they're-hearing.

Company spokespersons statement being interpreted into plane English by a second spokesman.

Frustrated Dad's and Toy Construction.

"You'll have to phrase it another way. They have no word for 'fetch.' "

Body language interpreters - "He likes you and wishes to dance with you." "That's a get lost."

Simultaneous translation.