Message Interpreter Gifts

'The first commandment is: Thou shalt not shoot the messenger.'

'I'll be right with you. I need to check my messages.'

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

Dialogue

She - Interpreter - He.

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"This is the fourth student who bubbled in Y-O-U-R N-A-M-E when I told the class to 'bubble in your name'!"

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'Boss, it seems like a friendly text, but you've got to learn to read between the emoticons.'

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

Signing the declaration of independence.

"To hear the ocean in English, press one. Para Espanol ..."

"Remember when we talked about how you send mixed messages. . ."

"Are these 'raw' facts or 'spun' facts?"

"Baldo, Gracie...you need to learn more Spanish. For the rest of the week, I'm going to speak nothing but Spanish, and Tia Carmen will act as your interpreter, OK? Tienen tarea?"

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

Confused drivers

Orator translates in many languages.

"Send for a Prftgxrgplwtkn interpreter - case adjourned for a thousand light years."

"I think our daughter should change her major. She can now ask for money in 3 different languages!"

'I heard it through the grapevine.'

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

"Is that all you can say - 'It's not messy'?"

Interpreter for the hard-to-believe-what-they're-hearing.

"…And what do you think the cracker might represent?"

Company spokespersons statement being interpreted into plane English by a second spokesman.

Frustrated Dad's and Toy Construction.

'I'll be right with you after I've checked my messages, dear...'

"You'll have to phrase it another way. They have no word for 'fetch.' "

Body language interpreters - "He likes you and wishes to dance with you." "That's a get lost."