Humor Interpreters Gifts

"Alcoholic? The way you say it, you make it sound like an insult."

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

A Copy Editor and His Dog

Sock Puppet in Literature

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

Frederic Chopin

"Caricatures $20"

"I've written the employees' benefit manual in invisible ink"

Harriet Walter

'When we all get together, we sure are vulgar.'

Statue of Liberty

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

"Monsieur has just ordered a vasectomy..."

"We don't have knock-knock jokes on Christmas."

"Are you aware that in your submission you misspelled 'deer editer'?"

Ferguson, Bramley, Osgood & Holt - Big Frogs in a Small Pond.

'Okay, one more blog about the meaning of 'Alice in Wonderland' and then off to sleep.'

'That's not in addition to your pension, that IS your pension.'

'Most cases like yours, Mr. Johnson, clear up completely with a healthy dose of skepticism!'

'Everytime I kiss him he says he can't breathe.'

"So our ant-cestors come from Ant-artica?"

'I could murder a pint!'

"The tests confirm it...you don't have a serious bone in your body!"

"But plague spreading is all I know?"

"Is this your work?"

"We'll have to stop meeting like this. Don't look now but I think the wifes hired a couple of private detectives."

Fart. Le Poot.

"Yams, pie, stuffing, pumpkin, bean casserole, biscuits, corn, cranberry sauce, carrots, mashed potatoes...where's the turkey?"

'Yes, this is us speaking.'

'It's for you.'

Office joker