Humor Interpreters Prints

"Alcoholic? The way you say it, you make it sound like an insult."

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

A Copy Editor and His Dog

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

Sock Puppet in Literature

Frederic Chopin

F&E Stables. Horses Boarded. The owner of this horse is a huge fan of the late musician, "Prince." That explains the purple reins.

"Caricatures $20"

"I've written the employees' benefit manual in invisible ink"

Harriet Walter

'When we all get together, we sure are vulgar.'

No, that's "Virginia Wolf" with one "o."

Statue of Liberty

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

"Monsieur has just ordered a vasectomy..."

"We don't have knock-knock jokes on Christmas."

"Are you aware that in your submission you misspelled 'deer editer'?"

Ferguson, Bramley, Osgood & Holt - Big Frogs in a Small Pond.

'Okay, one more blog about the meaning of 'Alice in Wonderland' and then off to sleep.'

"Hey how do you spell Abominable?"

'That's not in addition to your pension, that IS your pension.'

'Most cases like yours, Mr. Johnson, clear up completely with a healthy dose of skepticism!'

"The tests confirm it...you don't have a serious bone in your body!"

"Is this your work?"

"So our ant-cestors come from Ant-artica?"

'Everytime I kiss him he says he can't breathe.'

'I could murder a pint!'

"But plague spreading is all I know?"

Thirteen states sounds so unlucky --- Are you sure we can't Nova Scotia to join?

"We'll have to stop meeting like this. Don't look now but I think the wifes hired a couple of private detectives."

Fart. Le Poot.

"Yams, pie, stuffing, pumpkin, bean casserole, biscuits, corn, cranberry sauce, carrots, mashed potatoes...where's the turkey?"

Streaking makes a comeback, but nobody notices.

'I speak three languages, if you include text-ese and my fake British accent.'

'It's for you.'