Joke Interpreter Gifts

Standup translator...

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

'What's that? It's a leaving present for the next person who comes in late.'

Middle-Age Superheroes

Shampoo.

Dialogue

How about going easy on the carbs

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

The only time cats are known to laugh.

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

She - Interpreter - He.

'The boss said I never made any profits and I never found customers worth mentioning and that's why he promoted me to the company's chief bad example!'

"I've put on a few ounces, but it's mostly paperweight."

Sock Puppet in Literature

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

'Our family has a dry sense of humor, and we don't laugh that much.'

Baxter Higgleton, word balloon artist.

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.

Your Message on Your T-Shirt: 'Do As You Are Told!'

"Gerald converted the barbecue grill to natural gas."

"I've written the employees' benefit manual in invisible ink"

'I don't think my homework is very good. My dog refused to eat it.'

Signing the declaration of independence.

"It's good news, Mrs Fenton - Your laughter is no longer infectious!"

"To hear the ocean in English, press one. Para Espanol ..."

Giraffe wanders into Lion country.

'When we all get together, we sure are vulgar.'

'I'm not being funny, right, but ...'