Multilingual Jokester Gifts

"Tongue twisters! These are hard to say! A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, but the stump thunk the skunk stunk."

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

"I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. You're about to be inundated with phone calls from the press." "Whatever, geek-boy." "You're now the world's foremost authority on Turkey leprosy, the disease that's threatening to ruin the holidays." "No one'll believe that." "Oh yeah? I wrote a Wikipedia page for Turkey leprosy, too, along with examples of all the historical figures it's killed, such as the Archduke of Crushistan." "There is no 'Crushistan.'" "I've written a Wikipedia entry for C

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

"Beat it! Here comes the major and his entire staff!"

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

I think he's joking. "Placebo" can't be a real medical science term. It sounds like a funny name for a clown.

That isn't what prove you're not a robot means, Bob.

"Apparently, I'm fun, but I'm no fun in bed."

'Todd don't be such a clown...'

Whatcha doing, dad? I'm at work. Logging on. Tree's Tree Nursery.

The first transatlantic communication.

"I think Baxter needs a break."

"Remember, the password is case sensitive."

'Classical music, huh?...You mean like Elvis?'

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

'This painting's in very poor taste.' 'Yes. It's from his sour grapes period.'

'Hey,mom-have you seen my pet frog?'

"I'm very highly strung!"

'You're breaking up...please text me.'

'I think I see why you're progressing slowly in music.'

Man passes Holistic Health Clinic and sees Holistic Donuts.

"Tia Carmen, there are Spanish knock-knock jokes! But you're supposed to say 'toc-toc.'"

It's a Four Seasons sleeping bag.

"I'm sorry, but the flight of the bumblebees has been cancelled."

'You sound like a bunch of cats! The growl has to be deeper and the barks crisper. Okay, let's take it again from the first howl.'

'Did you or did you not make my client laugh so hard that milk came out his nose, causing the kids at his cafeteria table to laugh at him?'

'Again. . . why are we expelling these two?'

Serpent Instrument player

"If we were really best friends, you would be fetching my slippers once in awhile."

Charlie Shared a Post

'We got Ethan this accordion to make some extra money. People pay him not to play it.'

'If Michelangelo Was a Cartoonist.'