Joke Interpreter Pillows

Standup translator...

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

'What's that? It's a leaving present for the next person who comes in late.'

Dialogue

Shampoo.

How about going easy on the carbs

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

She - Interpreter - He.

"I've put on a few ounces, but it's mostly paperweight."

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

'The boss said I never made any profits and I never found customers worth mentioning and that's why he promoted me to the company's chief bad example!'

Sock Puppet in Literature

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

Your Message on Your T-Shirt: 'Do As You Are Told!'

'Our family has a dry sense of humor, and we don't laugh that much.'

Baxter Higgleton, word balloon artist.

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

"I've written the employees' benefit manual in invisible ink"

"It's good news, Mrs Fenton - Your laughter is no longer infectious!"

Giraffe wanders into Lion country.

'I don't think my homework is very good. My dog refused to eat it.'

'When we all get together, we sure are vulgar.'

'I'm not being funny, right, but ...'

'Hendrikson is playing his practical joke again!'